McAwesome

June 3, 2012 • 111,341 notes • boulevardsolitude

I wonder if my parents ever look at me and think, "Oh my God, my child is retarded."

June 2, 2012 • 19,199 notes • gricour

me:	haha ok
autocorrect:	HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB

June 2, 2012 • 58,081 notes • changetheworldlaugh

e1701a:

mooseings:

tea-and-tumblr:

krykky:

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

konotherelationshipcounselor:

tyleroakley:

changetheworld-laugh:

OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T.

I DID NAZI THAT COMING.

OH HEIL NO

JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE

THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD

GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM.

JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE.

Come on guys, be adolfs about this.

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June 2, 2012 • 934 notes • mugglebornthisway

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June 2, 2012 • 2,762 notes • starspangled-shithead

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starspangled-shithead:

Shut up.

Sit down.

Listen.

Rock out.

(via awkward-seduction)

June 2, 2012 • 145,276 notes • 90sjamz

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shaymae:

ikickdownthewalls:

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kachoomoo:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

hellsdescent:

heysammy:

Instant reblog.

stop what you’re doing and watch

Not reblogging this is a federal offense.

<3

I can understand if you don’t reblog this. It just means you are not a man.

this will make a man out of me

I’m never gonna catch my breath when I see this on my dash.

I love this movie so freaking much.

always reblog, no questions asked.

Fuck they establish so much in one stupid montage and it’s so beautiful and no one can question is because it’s done so beautifully!

FACBOOK IS UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR

YOU HAVE TO REBLOG THIS!

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June 2, 2012 • 36,225 notes • shavingryansprivates

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happynowbitches:

2ollux2tuck:

u-ok:

shavingryansprivates:

how to paint a squirrel

u ok

mhm

I’m glad I could take a moment of my life to learn that

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June 2, 2012 • 14,872 notes • atheistoverdose

brunobooty:

jasonofsuburbia:

tamralewallen:

brogod:

Personal Beliefs: you’re doing it right.

this is so awesome

so much yes

Omg

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June 1, 2012 • 84,639 notes

So I wore my gay pride shirt to school today.

adriatika:

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And in chemistry class I was talking to my friend, Jack, about a gay pride festival I went to. My teacher, stupid nosy bitch, decides she wants to join in on the conversation. She asks me what I’m talking about so I turned around and her reaction was to make a noise of utter disgust. She asked me to go to the main office and get a different shirt. But being the rebel that I am, I told her very politely “no, if you don’t like it you don’t have to look at it. It’s my shirt, not yours, and there’s nothing wrong with it.” She told me again that I needed to change my shirt. I said again that I wasn’t and she told me she would have to send me to my administrator for direct disrespect. So I put on a big smile and packed my stuff up while she wrote the discipline report up.

But the thing that made me so happy that I didn’t give in and change was that as I was walking out the door a girl in my class stood up and started to walk with me. My teacher was kinda pissed and told her that she would get a write up if she didn’t sit down. And this girl, she is my fucking hero. She says: “Write me up then. It’s one more story that I can go home and tell my mothers. And I’m sure my girlfriend would love to hear it, too.” Then she smiled and walked out. I just felt the need to share what happened today with my lovely followers.

this is amazing

Reblogging every time this comes on my dash.

this is so beautiful to me I just cant